garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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