yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i think my tv is drunk
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
