She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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