christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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