Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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