a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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