Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
