Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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