Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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