I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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