that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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