I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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