I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Sacagawea was the original milf.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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