i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
