Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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