Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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