so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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