I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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