I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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