No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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