She's JV to your varsity
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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