I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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