I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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