Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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