did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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