Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
operation harelip BJ is a go
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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