i just google imaged poop.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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