you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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