I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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