We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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