She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Are my feet made of real feet?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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