yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
