Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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