The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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