i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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