dude i'm inner monologue high
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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