Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
His hands were made for my vagina.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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