These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
false alarm. still invincible.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
