found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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