I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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