i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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