What tipped you off? The sombrero?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
