What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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