So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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