And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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