therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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