did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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