i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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