Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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