Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Randomize
