I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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